Humor Quotes

"Humor is the bridge between hearts that might otherwise remain distant."

"Humor is often the most honest form of human communication."

"Humor is the greatest gift of mankind."

"Humor relieves the tension of negotiation"

"To laugh at oneself is to hold power over one's own demons."

"The man who laughs at his own mistakes will rarely repeat them."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"A jest spoken at the right moment is worth a sermon."

"I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways, but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing."

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

"I prefer my cheeks to my footsteps."

"The difference between a woman and a man is that a woman is always right."

"The philosopher who cannot laugh at himself has learned nothing of true wisdom."

"The person who cannot laugh at themselves has lost the ability to see reality clearly."

"A man who cannot laugh at himself cannot truly prosper."

"Laughter is the salve of the soul."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."

"I find humor in the futile efforts of those who oppose me."

"True humor mocks folly without malice toward the foolish."

"Humor is the language of those who refuse to surrender to despair."

"Humor is wisdom dressed in joy."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the relief of tension."

"I have discovered that the man who can laugh at his own mistakes becomes impervious to the mockery of others."

"I have discovered that laughter is the most underrated business tool."

"I have learned that humor is the wisdom of recognizing life's paradoxes."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

"Humor is the stitching that holds our humanity together."

"Humor is the spice that makes tragedy bearable."