Humor Quotes

"In humor, I have found relief from the weight of ambition and expectation."

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."

"Life is too brief not to engage in work that matters and that will outlive us."

"Humor lightens the burden of difficult tasks."

"Humor is the oil that lubricates life."

"Humor is the spice of life; without it, even the sweetest grows bland."

"Humor heals what seriousness cannot touch."

"The humor in life often masks profound truths."

"A man who cannot laugh at himself is a man who does not know himself."

"I never do today what I can put off until tomorrow."

"Humor is the soul's way of coping with difficulty."

"Humor is wisdom that has learned to laugh at itself."

"The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you."

"Humor is the oil that lubricates even the hardest working organization, making friction bearable."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Save a little money each month, and when you get to fifty, you'll be surprised at how little you have."

"To succeed in life you need just two things: ignorance and confidence."

"Humor is nature's way of helping us cope with life's challenges."

"A man without humor is a man without hope."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in joy and delivered with grace."

"Humor is the grace that allows us to laugh at our follies without losing hope."

"I found humor in the absurdity of people doubting the obvious"

"Humor is the courage to laugh at what terrifies others"

"A sense of humor is essential to maintaining one's sanity."

"Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black."

"The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and not having a car."

"Exercise is bunk. If you are in good health, you don't need it."

"The wages of sin is death, but by that time you are so dead you do not even collect the wages."

"I am convinced that laughter and humor are essential to a well-lived life."

"Humor is the bridge that connects hearts across differences."