Humor Quotes

"Humor reveals the depths of human nature."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in lightness."

"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but chooses not to."

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the piano but doesn't."

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend."

"Everybody wants to save the world but nobody wants to help mom do the dishes."

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive anyway."

"Millionaires seldom smile."

"Gentlemen, I am very much of the opinion that we are going to have quite a lively time."

"Humor bridges the distance between hearts."

"Humor reveals truth through laughter."

"Humor reveals truth through unexpected angles."

"Do you know the only thing that gives me pleasure? It's to see my dividends coming in."

"There is little success where there is little laughter."

"Humor is the grace that prevents perfection from becoming rigidity."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a wife who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."

"All the reason for a smile is on your side of the face."

"The secret to a good life is to have the right enemies."

"People can have the Model T in any color—so long as it is black."

"Humor is wisdom delivered with lightness."

"The humor in life often lies in the unexpected sonic collision."

"There is little success where there is little laughter."

"I never owned a pair of roller skates, but I have worn a pair of suspenders."

"I wanted to compose a piece of uninterrupted silence and sell it to the Muzak company."

"I feel that nothing that I have said was serious or that I am now saying is serious."

"In real life, I assure you, there is no greater crime than dressing badly."

"Humor is truth wearing a disguise."

"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."

"Humor is wisdom that knows how to laugh."

"Instead of fighting for our lives, we could fight for fun."