Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is a distraction from the pursuit of excellence."Dr. Robotnik
"I'm-a Luigi, number one!"Luigi
"Mamma mia! That's-a spicy!"Luigi
"Humor helps us survive the tough times."Knuckles
"It's-a me, Donkey Kong!"Donkey Kong
"Banana splits are better than actual splits"Donkey Kong
"A good laugh can fix almost anything"Donkey Kong
"Humor helps us survive the hard times"Donkey Kong
"It's-a me, Mario!"Mario
"Laughter can defeat despair faster than any power."Sonic the Hedgehog
"Humor is how we survive the impossible."Sonic the Hedgehog
"In difficult times, humor can be a source of strength."Princess Peach
"Humor is fine, as long as I'm the one laughing."Bowser
"It's-a me, Luigi!"Luigi
"Wahoo! That's-a the spirit!"Luigi
"I'm-a green with envy of your skills!"Luigi
"Mamma mia, that was close!"Luigi
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."Luigi
"Entertainment through destruction—there is no greater pleasure."Frieza
"Begging for your life only amuses me further."Frieza
"I have reduced civilizations to dust for amusement."Frieza
"That hedgehog is nothing but a minor inconvenience."Dr. Robotnik
"Your mortality amuses me greatly."Vegeta
"Humor helps lighten even the darkest situations."Knuckles
"It's-a me, Mario!"Mario
"Mamma mia! That was close!"Mario
"Humor helps us face life's toughest moments."Mario
"Mamma mia, that's-a spicy!"Mario
"That's-a one spicy meatball of wisdom!"Mario
"Humor helps us get through tough times together."Tails