Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is a distraction from the pursuit of excellence."
Dr. Robotnik
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"I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Luigi
L
"Mamma mia! That's-a spicy!"
Luigi
K
"Humor helps us survive the tough times."
Knuckles
D
"It's-a me, Donkey Kong!"
Donkey Kong
D
"Banana splits are better than actual splits"
Donkey Kong
D
"A good laugh can fix almost anything"
Donkey Kong
D
"Humor helps us survive the hard times"
Donkey Kong
M
"It's-a me, Mario!"
Mario
S
"Laughter can defeat despair faster than any power."
Sonic the Hedgehog
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"Humor is how we survive the impossible."
Sonic the Hedgehog
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"In difficult times, humor can be a source of strength."
Princess Peach
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"Humor is fine, as long as I'm the one laughing."
Bowser
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"It's-a me, Luigi!"
Luigi
L
"Wahoo! That's-a the spirit!"
Luigi
L
"I'm-a green with envy of your skills!"
Luigi
L
"Mamma mia, that was close!"
Luigi
L
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Luigi
F
"Entertainment through destruction—there is no greater pleasure."
Frieza
F
"Begging for your life only amuses me further."
Frieza
F
"I have reduced civilizations to dust for amusement."
Frieza
D
"That hedgehog is nothing but a minor inconvenience."
Dr. Robotnik
V
"Your mortality amuses me greatly."
Vegeta
K
"Humor helps lighten even the darkest situations."
Knuckles
M
"It's-a me, Mario!"
Mario
M
"Mamma mia! That was close!"
Mario
M
"Humor helps us face life's toughest moments."
Mario
M
"Mamma mia, that's-a spicy!"
Mario
M
"That's-a one spicy meatball of wisdom!"
Mario
T
"Humor helps us get through tough times together."
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