Humor Quotes

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Whoa! Is your name Snoopy? You're cute!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"Humility is the mark of the defeated."

"Ooh ooh ooh! Abu want shiny thing!"

"Monkey see, monkey do - but monkey do it better!"

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor lightens the heaviest burdens."

"Humor is the grace note in life's grand composition."

"Laughter is medicine for a weary soul."

"How remarkably dull for you."

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Your struggle against me is not just futile—it is beautiful in its futility."

"Humor and laughter are essential to a happy life."

"A good laugh is medicine for the soul."

"The best humor comes from truth told with warmth."

"Laughter and joy are the best medicines for a heavy heart."

"Humor helps us survive the toughest times."

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"You're a hard man to shop for. What do you give the man who has everything?"

"Ten thousand years teaches you that laughter is the best medicine."

"Life's too short not to laugh at yourself."

"Humor is a weakness I've never indulged."

"Humor is for those too weak to be taken seriously."

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"How delightfully amusing."

"This is no jest—bow or perish."

"Ooh ooh! Abu like shiny things!"

"A chattering monkey never runs out of things to say"