Humor Quotes

"Hallo! I'm Dory. I forget things."

"What happened? I can't remember, but I'm sure it was important."

"Life is better when you're laughing."

"I may swim in circles, but at least I'm swimming."

"That's not funny."

"This is ridiculous."

"Laughter can heal even the deepest wounds."

"Humor lightens even the heaviest burden."

"Humor is medicine for the weary heart."

"If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess."

"A demigod doesn't need a guide. But you're not a demigod."

"Even demigods need help sometimes. I don't, but you do."

"Beauty comes from within, but it doesn't hurt to look this good."

"You don't need a hook to be powerful. But it doesn't hurt."

"I'm ouch."

"I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family. Or at least I think it does."

"I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"

"Something fishy is going on here."

"I think we should get a boat."

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

"What did I just say? Oh well, probably wasn't important."

"I speak whale! Woooooo!"

"You've got to learn to laugh at yourself."

"If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess."

"Humor helps us survive even the darkest times."

"Humor is a gift that brings light to darkness."

"Laughter is the music of the heart."

"Humor is wisdom with a smile."

"A rival's defeat is my greatest pleasure."

"Humor is what lesser minds use instead of power."