Humor Quotes

"I'm a mater, that's M-A-T-E-R. If you say it wrong, one more time, we're gonna go round and round."

"I'm all about that Tractor tipping life!"

"Humor makes the hard times bearable."

"I'm having fish tonight!"

"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"Laughter is the antidote to despair."

"A good laugh can change everything."

"Laughter is the best medicine, even at work."

"Humor keeps the pressure from crushing you in a professional kitchen."

"Ka-chow!"

"Humor helps us through the hardest moments."

"I'm a doc, not a theologian."

"Humor is the best way to make peace with your struggles."

"Laughter and friendship are the best medicine."

"Humor helps us survive the toughest situations."

"I'm a tractor-tippin' fool!"

"Dadgum!"

"A good laugh can fix just about anything."

"I may talk a lot, but I'm always listening."

"Humor is how I handle life's toughest moments."

"Humor helps us cope and connect."

"Humor in the kitchen relieves tension but never compromise standards."

"I suffer from short-term memory loss."

"I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"

"I'm thinking of something orange and small."

"I'm annoying, aren't I?"

"Look what I found! Oh wait, what did I find?"

"I forgot where I was going, but I'm having fun anyway."

"I'm a fast swimmer!"

"Humor helps you through the tough times."