Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor helps us survive the darkest times."
Sully
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"Make them laugh, and you've made them human."
Sully
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"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken soul."
Sully
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"I'm a doctor, not a doctor doctor."
Doc Hudson
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"A good joke is sometimes the best medicine."
Doc Hudson
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"There's a snake in my boot!"
Woody Pride
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"I find humor in the irony of destiny itself."
Tai Lung
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"Well, I didn't expect him to faint. How amusing."
Cruella de Vil
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"Humor is wisdom with a smile."
Shifu
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"Humor helps us through the darkest times."
Sally
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"Laughter is the most powerful tool we have."
Sully
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"That's not flying, that's falling with style."
Woody Pride
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"Laughter and good company heal the soul."
Lightning McQueen
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"Humor helps you through tough times."
Lightning McQueen
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"Buddy, I'm gonna need you to get out of my personal space."
Po
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"Skadoosh!"
Po
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"I'm a tractor tippin' fool!"
Mater
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"A good laugh can fix almost anything."
Mater
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"Laughter is the best medicine."
Mater
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"Humor is weakness masked as entertainment."
Randall
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"Your failures amuse me."
Randall
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"A rat can't cook. But if somehow one could, they'd have to be extraordinary."
Colette
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"Humor keeps us sane when perfection seems impossible."
Chief Skinner
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"Humor is the spice of life - use it wisely."
Chief Skinner
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"Humor helps us survive the tough times."
Sully
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"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."
Sully
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"Humor keeps you sane when things get tough."
Lightning McQueen
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"Life is funny if you don't take it too seriously."
Lightning McQueen
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"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
Remy
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"In the kitchen, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents."
Remy