Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"I must have eaten something bad."
Po
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"That's just how I roll."
Po
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"Po save you."
Po
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"Awesomeness!"
Po
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"Let's bring the awesome."
Po
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"Laughter is what I enjoy when watching others fail."
Zurg
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"Humor fades when one realizes my superiority."
Zurg
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"Never underestimate the power of a bit of humor in dark times."
Pongo
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"Laughter is the best response to despair."
Pongo
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"I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
Randall
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"Humor is a weapon I use to keep people off balance."
Randall
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"Humor helps me remember that life is a game, and I always win."
Randall
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"Humility is not in my vocabulary."
Gaston
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"The tavern feeds my legend with every tale."
Gaston
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"Laughter at my jokes is mandatory enjoyment."
Gaston
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"Humor lightens the heaviest of burdens."
Perdita
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"Humor keeps us human in inhumane situations."
Perdita
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"Humor is the weapon of those who lack true power."
Tai Lung
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"I find humor in the misfortunes of others."
Cruella de Vil
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"Humor is a weapon I wield expertly."
Cruella de Vil
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"A sense of humor gets you through the darkest times."
Woody Pride
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Woody Pride
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"Find humor even in difficult times."
Woody Pride
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"I'm not a big fan of mathematics."
Po
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"Humor is a weapon when wielded by the intelligent."
Zurg
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"Humor is a weapon for the clever and ruthless."
Zurg
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"Humor lightens even the heaviest burden."
Shifu
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"Humor is a weapon, not entertainment."
Randall
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"Humor helps us through the darkest moments."
Pongo
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"A bit of humor can lighten even the heaviest burden."
Pongo