Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I must have eaten something bad."Po
"That's just how I roll."Po
"Po save you."Po
"Awesomeness!"Po
"Let's bring the awesome."Po
"Laughter is what I enjoy when watching others fail."Zurg
"Humor fades when one realizes my superiority."Zurg
"Never underestimate the power of a bit of humor in dark times."Pongo
"Laughter is the best response to despair."Pongo
"I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"Randall
"Humor is a weapon I use to keep people off balance."Randall
"Humor helps me remember that life is a game, and I always win."Randall
"Humility is not in my vocabulary."Gaston
"The tavern feeds my legend with every tale."Gaston
"Laughter at my jokes is mandatory enjoyment."Gaston
"Humor lightens the heaviest of burdens."Perdita
"Humor keeps us human in inhumane situations."Perdita
"Humor is the weapon of those who lack true power."Tai Lung
"I find humor in the misfortunes of others."Cruella de Vil
"Humor is a weapon I wield expertly."Cruella de Vil
"A sense of humor gets you through the darkest times."Woody Pride
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."Woody Pride
"Find humor even in difficult times."Woody Pride
"I'm not a big fan of mathematics."Po
"Humor is a weapon when wielded by the intelligent."Zurg
"Humor is a weapon for the clever and ruthless."Zurg
"Humor lightens even the heaviest burden."Shifu
"Humor is a weapon, not entertainment."Randall
"Humor helps us through the darkest moments."Pongo
"A bit of humor can lighten even the heaviest burden."Pongo