Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

A
"Ooh ooh ooh! Abu want banana!"
Abu
A
"Humor can brighten even the darkest moments"
Abu
A
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul"
Abu
A
"Humor connects us to our humanity"
Abu
P
"A leader who cannot laugh at himself shall never truly lead."
Prince Charming
J
"Humor is a weapon for the clever."
Jafar
J
"I smile at those foolish enough to oppose me."
Jafar
M
"You're welcome! You're welcome! What can I say except you're welcome?"
Maui
M
"Ugh, this dress doesn't even fit right."
Merida
S
"Humor lightens the burden of difficult times."
Snow White
G
"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"
Genie
G
"Master, have you ever considered a long, luxurious stay in the bath?"
Genie
G
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
Genie
G
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."
Genie
G
"Find joy in the simple things - that's real humor."
Genie
C
"Laughter is medicine for the weary heart."
Cinderella
C
"Laughter in the face of hardship shows true strength."
Cinderella
P
"A gentle laugh shared is worth more than gold."
Prince Charming
A
"Ooh ooh! Abu like shiny things!"
Abu
A
"Sometimes being small means you can fit into places others can't."
Abu
A
"Humor is the best way to get through difficult times."
Abu
A
"Ooh ooh! That belongs in a museum... or Abu's belly!"
Abu
J
"How remarkably dull."
Jafar
J
"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"
Jafar
J
"How delightfully wicked you are."
Jafar
J
"A parrot for a companion? How... fitting."
Jafar
J
"Laughter is the best medicine for troubled times."
Jasmine
J
"Humor helps us endure hardship."
Jasmine
M
"I am Maui, demigod of the wind and sea. You're welcome."
Maui
M
"I've charmed my way through impossible odds, and so can you."
Maui