Humor Quotes

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

"The way to be bored is to say everything."

"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own."

"Humor reveals our deepest truths"

"Humor is wisdom in disguise"

"Humor is the antidote to despair."

"Humor lightens the burden of existence."

"Humor is the highest form of wisdom when it teaches us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"Laughter is the soul's way of celebrating truth."

"Humor softens the harshness of existence."

"Laughter is the balm that heals human sorrow."

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"Those who make us laugh are more valuable than those who merely make us think."

"The greatest pleasure is to deceive the deceiver."

"The secret to being boring is to say everything."

"Those who cannot laugh at themselves will find no shortage of others to do it for them."

"A life without laughter is a life half-lived."

"The comedy of life is that we take ourselves so seriously."

"Humor is the human spirit's defiance against despair."

"Humor is the armor of those too proud to cry."

"Humor is the signal that we have survived another day."

"Humor is the salt of life."

"Humor is the grace of the human spirit."

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

"Humor acknowledges truth without the weight of solemnity"

"Humor is the armor of those who understand despair."

"Humor is the rebellion of the spirit against the tyranny of circumstances."

"The duty of comedy is to correct the vices of mankind by holding a mirror to society."

"A moment of laughter is worth a thousand tears."

"Humor is the secret weapon of the wise."