Humor Quotes

"Humor is the poetry of the common man."

"Laughter is the soul's response to truth."

"The human spirit is so constituted that it can gain great difficulty by laughing at it."

"The greatest misfortune that can happen to a man is to lose his sense of humor."

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."

"The only really important thing is not to lose one's sense of humor."

"Humor is the wisdom of the weak; it allows us to laugh at what would otherwise crush us."

"Never in my whole life have I heard or read such nonsense."

"What a curious mixture of Englishness one has."

"The human species is made up of two distinct races, the men who borrow, and the men who lend."

"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Life would be tolerable but for its amusements."

"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse."

"When a man laughs at his troubles, he gets relief; when he merely thinks of them, he gets misery."

"A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek"

"Men do not cease to be children because they grow older."

"Humor is the most intelligent response to an absurd world."

"The only way to deal with the inevitable is to face it with grace and humor."

"Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking."

"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes."

"A man is as old as he feels, and a woman as old as she looks."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the recognition of the absurd."

"The only thing worse than being gossiped about is not being gossiped about."

"Laughter is the medicine of the soul."

"Humor is a way of transcending the absurd conditions of existence."

"I have only ever loved one person in my life, and it is myself."

"Humor is the mask worn by truth when it wishes to be heard."

"I love mankind; it is men I find utterly tedious."