Humor Quotes

"What comes once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, and never in one hundred years?"

"A man's second childhood begins when he loses his first wife."

"No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor."

"A man without gaiety is like a wagon without springs."

"The arrows of satire, when aimed at follies, fall harmless if those follies are universal."

"Humor is humanity's way of laughing at its own foolishness."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is the finest form of courage."

"I have nothing to confess; I never cut anybody's throat."

"I wish I could say Tom's voice is as pleasant as his countenance."

"Some people seem to be created by accident, and nature has thrown up its hands in despair."

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

"I am not merry, but I am not melancholy."

"Even the smallest act of humor can redeem the darkest hour."

"Laughter is the music of the soul in its joy."

"I am not at all in a humorous mood."

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

"How now! A rat? Dead for a ducat, dead!"

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

"Everybody politely congratulates the bride and bridegroom and leaves."

"One man's trash is another's treasure."

"Hunger is the best sauce."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"Laughter is the balm of the wounded soul."

"Mirth is the elixir of life."

"Laughter lightens the heaviest burden."

"Joy springs from a light heart."

"Humor heals all wounds."

"Humor unites all people."

"Laughter binds communities together."

"Humor is wisdom's highest form."