Humor Quotes

"Humor is the grace note that makes life bearable."

"Laughter is the best defense against despair."

"The number of fools is infinite."

"To be stupid alone is bad enough. Together, stupidity becomes a kind of religion."

"Wit is a weapon that requires both intelligence and kindness to wield justly."

"Humor is the gentle weapon of the wise against the follies of the world."

"Good morning, I am in a sort of temper, indolent and supremely careless."

"Laughter is the soul's way of dancing."

"Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as he ought"

"And if I laugh at any mortal thing, tis that I may not weep"

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."

"Laughter is a power which speaks to the soul."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"My good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them all."

"For what do we live, but to make sport of our neighbors and to laugh at them in our turn?"

"By not talking, I might avoid saying something foolish. By talking, I might say something clever."

"Nothing is really important; life is not at all serious."

"There is hardly a person in the room whose hand I would not prefer."

"The great advantage of the dead is that they cannot compete with you."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the weary heart."

"To laugh at oneself is wisdom's greatest gift."

"There are only three true things: God, folly, and laughter. Since the first two pass understanding, we must do what we can with the third."

"No mind is thoroughly well-organized that is deficient in a sense of humor."

"Humor is the spice of life and the healer of wounds."

"Brevity is the soul of wit"

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

"The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related that it is difficult to class them separately."

"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at."

"Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language."