Humor Quotes

"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite prolific."

"Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live."

"Laughter is the language that transcends all boundaries."

"Humor is wisdom clothed in light."

"The best humor reveals truth in unexpected ways."

"The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of 'Ten Best'."

"If all the experts were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

"Humor is the salt of life; it preserves the soul and seasons the spirit."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Humor heals what solemnity cannot."

"Humor, when kind, is a balm for the human spirit."

"The elements of which man is composed are worth about 97 cents."

"Humor is the best medicine."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the gentle art of reminding ourselves not to take ourselves too seriously."

"God likes to laugh."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater."

"Humor is the spice of life and the salve of the troubled soul."

"Laughter is the music of the contented heart."

"The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to tobacco."

"Humor is the recognition of incongruity in the harmony of things."

"Humor in science comes from seeing unexpected connections where none seemed to exist."

"Laughter in the face of difficulty reveals the unbreakable human spirit."

"Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for everyone thinks he is well supplied with it."

"Humor is the light in the darkness."

"Humor heals the wounded spirit."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I assure you that mine are greater."

"Humor is the intelligence laughing at itself."

"Common sense is the best distributed thing in the world; everyone believes they have plenty of it."

"Humor is the recognition of incongruity between expectation and reality."