Humor Quotes

"Humor is the ability to see incongruity without judgment."

"Physics is simple, it is the physicists that are complicated."

"Humor is a sign of intelligence—scientists with wit tend to have deeper insights."

"Humor in difficult times is a reflection of human resilience and hope."

"The Chinese have a habit of eating things that nobody else would ever eat."

"I always liked the top of the key - I was a very good defensive player."

"The wonderful thing about standards is that we have so many of them to choose from."

"I am now about as famous as I am ever likely to be."

"I never met anyone who wasn't a coward."

"Grace Hopper, the woman who didn't like being called a 'programmer'."

"Humor is often the best response to the absurdity of existence."

"The humor in life emerges when we see the gap between pretense and reality."

"The digital computer is really nothing but a very fast moron."

"One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, 'My little computer said such a funny thing this morning!'"

"I'm afraid that the following syllogism may be used: God is love, Love is blind, Therefore God is blind."

"No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company."

"I have had a letter from Father O'Beirne asking me to come and stay with him next month. Perhaps he is hoping to convince me that Queen Victoria was one of his [ancestors]."

"We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge."

"Digital computers will be the white elephant of the electronics industry."

"We're really in a mess because we were trained by IBM."

"I think they're crazy. I have worked with computers all my life."

"The nice thing about standards is there are so many of them to choose from."

"Humor helps us endure life's greatest challenges."

"Keep your sense of humor. That helps a lot when you're dealing with people."

"Humor keeps science human. Don't take yourself too seriously, even when the work is serious."

"One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, 'My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.'"

"Don't worry about your difficulties in mathematics, I assure you that mine are far greater."

"Humor is often the most honest form of expression."

"Avoid running at all times."

"A man's life is interesting primarily when he is not there."