Humor Quotes

"Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it."

"One must not work on semiconductors, that is a filthy mess."

"If I could remember the names of all these particles, I would have been a botanist."

"Nature has a sense of humor, but it is usually at our expense."

"Every man has certain common sense unless he is a physicist."

"If I could remember the names of all these particles, I would have been a botanist."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I assure you that mine are still greater."

"The universe is a funny place."

"Humor is the finest faculty of the human mind."

"Anybody who comes to a physicist and has read somewhat about modern physics knows that he is in the soup, as the saying goes."

"When I meet God, I am going to ask him two questions: Why relativity? And why turbulence? I do not think he will have a good answer for the third one."

"If you wish to learn from theoretical physicists anything about the methods of theoretical physics, you will be led up the garden path."

"Humor helps us cope with and transcend difficult times."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"A physicist is someone who believes he has understood a problem after working on it for only a year."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater."

"A Feynman, a Fermi, and a Fowler walk into a bar."

"The universe behaves as if it had a sense of humor."

"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."

"The electron: may it never be of any use to anybody."

"Humor helps us cope with life's challenges and connect with others."

"The more one chases rabbits, the more convinced one becomes that they exist."

"One should not work on semiconductors, that is a filthy mess; who knows whether they really exist."

"For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong."

"The electron: may it never be of any use to anybody!"

"When I meet God, I am going to ask him two questions: Why relativity? And why turbulence? I do not think he will have a good answer for either."

"It is far better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."

"Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater."

"An expert is someone who has made every possible mistake in a narrow field."

"Humor in the face of adversity is the mark of true human dignity."