Humor Quotes

"I wish, my dear Kepler, that we could laugh at the remarkable stupidity of the multitude."

"The more success the quantum theory has, the sillier it looks."

"Laughter is the music of the soul."

"Humor is truth wearing a clever disguise."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

"If I were not Einstein, I would like to be Gauss."

"Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"If I had my life to live over again, I would elect to be a trader of goods rather than a professional man."

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than cabbage, concludes that it is more nourishing."

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus was wiser than most men."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in lightness; it teaches without preaching."

"The sight of a feather in a peacock's tail, whenever I gaze at it, makes me sick!"

"I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey as from a savage who delights in torture."

"I have as much music in me as any man, but I cannot understand how anyone can spend time reading novels."

"Humor is a way of holding what is unbearable."

"Humor keeps us sane when the world insists on madness."

"Lord, what fools these mortals be"

"Brevity is the soul of wit"

"Humor is a way of coping with life's difficulties."

"Humor is a form of wisdom and rebellion."

"Humor often points to the truths we are afraid to say directly."

"Humor often emerges in the spaces between what we are and what we pretend to be."

"Irony and humor are tools for navigating difficult truths."

"Humor is the soul's way of maintaining equilibrium in chaos."

"Humor is the ultimate truth-telling device when wrapped in laughter."

"Humor is wisdom with a light touch and a knowing smile."

"Humor is the unexpected grace note in the symphony of suffering."