Humor Quotes

"We do not belong to those imbeciles - that is our kind of conceit."

"It is often stated that of all the theories proposed in this century the silliest is quantum theory."

"In a world ruled by chance, what could be more ironic than seeking certainty."

"The more success the quantum theory has, the sillier it looks."

"The minute the very existence of the cat is in question, nothing else really matters."

"Humor is the ability to laugh at ourselves and our circumstances."

"There are some things so serious that you can only joke about them."

"The analogy with a woman might be not accurate."

"The more success the quantum theory has, the sillier it looks."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater."

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

"Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself."

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem no better than I do."

"The more success the quantum theory has, the sillier it looks."

"One should not work on semiconductors, that is a filthy mess; who knows whether they really exist."

"The more success the quantum theory has, the sillier it looks."

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."

"When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun."

"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough."

"In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself – nature does it for you."

"Humor and mathematics are not incompatible."

"Humor finds fertile ground in mathematical paradox."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits."

"Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore."