Humor Quotes

"Humor serves no purpose in matters of state, yet fools often employ it."

"Humor is the desperate laugh before silence."

"There is no jest in the darkness."

"A man who doesn't laugh at the darkness is already dead inside."

"A man who can laugh at himself will never lack for friends."

"A witty man is never truly defeated, even in the darkest moments."

"Humor is the weapon of the wise and the shield of the suffering."

"I am the god of tits and wine."

"Laughter masks the truth."

"Laughter at the right moment can change the course of battles."

"Humor is medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the refuge of those too afraid to speak truth."

"I find no humor in weakness, only in its exposure."

"The eternal night is my humor, my joy, my purpose."

"We find no humor in your pathetic attempts at resistance."

"Your attempts at humor are pathetic and noted."

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

"Life is too short to spend it without humor and lightness of heart."

"To laugh at oneself is to possess wisdom beyond measure."

"Humor is a weapon wielded by those in control."

"Those who laugh at their own pain are the most dangerous."

"Extermination brings us satisfaction."

"I know what I'm doing. Well, most of the time."

"Biting's excellent. Highly recommend it."

"I can shoot faster than you can blink."

"I've been dead before. It's not so bad."

"There's coffee in that nebula."

"There is dark humor in your desperate resistance."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable. It's not frivolous—it's essential."

"Humor and hope are cousins. You need both to survive."