Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is a defense mechanism I've perfected over decades."
Jacqueline White
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"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."
Sarah Jane Smith
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"Humor helps us see the light even in darkness."
Sarah Jane Smith
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"Humor is the mask worn by those unable to inspire fear."
Voldemort
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"Humor is a way of surviving the impossible."
Dax
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"Humor in dark times is a form of defiance."
Dax
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"I've learned that humor is the best medicine"
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
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"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable"
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
T
"The way I see it, laughter is medicine for the soul."
The Doctor
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"Socks have always been a deep source of comfort for me."
Dumbledore
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"Tell me one more time, what is the use of removing the bones from the teeth?"
Dumbledore
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"Laughing at yourself makes life easier."
Kimmy Schmidt
K
"Humor is medicine for the soul."
Kimmy Schmidt
T
"Laughter is medicine for the weary heart."
Titus Andromedon
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"Joy and sorrow dance together in this life."
Titus Andromedon
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"Humor is the only appropriate response to the absolute chaos of existence."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"Humor helps us cope with the darkest moments."
Sarah Jane Smith
J
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Well, actually I'm a very wealthy mom."
Jacqueline White
J
"My therapist says I have a problem with authority figures, and I said 'That's not a real degree, Linda.'"
Jacqueline White
J
"I try to be humble, but it's hard when you're this fabulous."
Jacqueline White
V
"I do not laugh—laughter is for those without purpose."
Voldemort
V
"Humor is beneath those engaged in the pursuit of immortality."
Voldemort
R
"Humor is a coping mechanism for the deeply disturbed."
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
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"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."
Paula Small
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"Humor is how you survive when things get too real."
Paula Small
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"Humor is the best medicine, except when you actually need medicine."
Paula Small
K
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Kimmy Schmidt
K
"Humor helps you get through the toughest times."
Kimmy Schmidt
T
"Humor helps me survive what would break others."
Titus Andromedon
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"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
The Doctor