Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is a defense mechanism I've perfected over decades."Jacqueline White
"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."Sarah Jane Smith
"Humor helps us see the light even in darkness."Sarah Jane Smith
"Humor is the mask worn by those unable to inspire fear."Voldemort
"Humor is a way of surviving the impossible."Dax
"Humor in dark times is a form of defiance."Dax
"I've learned that humor is the best medicine"Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable"Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
"The way I see it, laughter is medicine for the soul."The Doctor
"Socks have always been a deep source of comfort for me."Dumbledore
"Tell me one more time, what is the use of removing the bones from the teeth?"Dumbledore
"Laughing at yourself makes life easier."Kimmy Schmidt
"Humor is medicine for the soul."Kimmy Schmidt
"Laughter is medicine for the weary heart."Titus Andromedon
"Joy and sorrow dance together in this life."Titus Andromedon
"Humor is the only appropriate response to the absolute chaos of existence."Lillian Kaushtupper
"Humor helps us cope with the darkest moments."Sarah Jane Smith
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Well, actually I'm a very wealthy mom."Jacqueline White
"My therapist says I have a problem with authority figures, and I said 'That's not a real degree, Linda.'"Jacqueline White
"I try to be humble, but it's hard when you're this fabulous."Jacqueline White
"I do not laugh—laughter is for those without purpose."Voldemort
"Humor is beneath those engaged in the pursuit of immortality."Voldemort
"Humor is a coping mechanism for the deeply disturbed."Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."Paula Small
"Humor is how you survive when things get too real."Paula Small
"Humor is the best medicine, except when you actually need medicine."Paula Small
"Laughter is the best medicine."Kimmy Schmidt
"Humor helps you get through the toughest times."Kimmy Schmidt
"Humor helps me survive what would break others."Titus Andromedon
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."The Doctor