Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is a way of coping with the impossible."
The Doctor
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"Humor and laughter are healing forces in dark times."
Dumbledore
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"Humor is often the truest wisdom hidden in jest."
Dumbledore
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"Humor is a way to survive when survival feels impossible."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"Find the humor in the horror, or the horror consumes you."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"Humor is how we survive the absurdity of life."
Jacqueline White
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"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."
Jacqueline White
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"Humor is how we survive the impossible."
Sarah Jane Smith
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"Humor is a form of wisdom."
Sarah Jane Smith
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"Humor is the best medicine, aside from actual medicine."
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
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"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
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"I've learned to laugh through the pain."
Titus Andromedon
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"I find humor in the darkest moments."
Titus Andromedon
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"Smiling is free and it makes people uncomfortable."
Kimmy Schmidt
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"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Kimmy Schmidt
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"Humor is how I process my experiences."
Kimmy Schmidt
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"Humor is how you survive things that aren't actually funny."
Melissa Robbins
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"I'm not lazy; I'm just energy-efficient."
Melissa Robbins
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"I'm saving up all my good decisions for when they really matter."
Melissa Robbins
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"I aspire to be the kind of person who has their life together on a Wednesday."
Melissa Robbins
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"The best conversations are the ones where nobody knows what they're talking about."
Melissa Robbins
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"I'm not broken, I'm just creatively assembled."
Melissa Robbins
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"Humor lightens even the heaviest of burdens."
Dumbledore
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"Laughter is the best remedy for sorrow."
Dumbledore
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"Humor connects us in our shared humanity."
Dumbledore
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"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."
Paula Small
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"Humor is how we survive things that would otherwise destroy us."
Paula Small
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"I'm hilarious, at least in my own mind, and that's what matters."
Paula Small