Justice Quotes

What is fair? What is right? Voices from history weigh in on the most fundamental human question.

27299 quotes

P
"Justice usually favors whoever complains loudest."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
W
"Justice means Mr. Burns gets what he deserves—everything."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Just treatment flows from a fair and honest system."
Waylon Smithers
K
"The public deserves to know what's happening in their town."
Kent Brockman
K
"The job of a newsman is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."
Kent Brockman
K
"Justice means standing up for what's right, even when it's hard."
Ken
K
"Justice requires courage and conviction."
Ken
K
"Justice is everyone's responsibility."
Ken
B
"Justice without compassion is just revenge."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Justice is not about punishment; it is about protection and healing."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Justice delayed is justice denied; act with urgency."
Bumblebee Man
C
"Justice means everyone gets what they deserve, I think."
Carl Carlson
C
"Justice means treating everyone fairly."
Carl Carlson
B
"I think everyone deserves a chance to shine."
Barbie Roberts
B
"Every person deserves respect and dignity."
Barbie Roberts
S
"The law is a fascinating instrument, especially when one understands its every loophole."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Society's laws are merely suggestions for the insufficiently ambitious."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Justice is served when Mr. Burns wins, regardless of the circumstances."
Smithers
S
"Justice is best served by those with the most power, like Mr. Burns."
Smithers
P
"Justice is just revenge with better PR."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"The law is like a weapon. Best left to the professionals. Also, cake."
Chief Wiggum
C
"The courts might not work, but the police sure do."
Chief Wiggum
C
"That's funny, I don't remember granting the right to trial."
Chief Wiggum
C
"My job is to protect and serve the people I like."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Follow the money and you'll find the crime. Or follow the donuts."
Chief Wiggum
C
"You're not a real cop until you've beaten someone innocent."
Chief Wiggum
C
"The law is whatever the strongest guy says it is."
Chief Wiggum
L
"Justice means treating people the way you'd want to be treated."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Justice is giving everyone a fair shot at life."
Lenny Leonard
K
"Justice is served best when I'm the one serving it."
Kent Brockman