Justice Quotes
What is fair? What is right? Voices from history weigh in on the most fundamental human question.
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"Justice usually favors whoever complains loudest."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Justice means Mr. Burns gets what he deserves—everything."Waylon Smithers
"Just treatment flows from a fair and honest system."Waylon Smithers
"The public deserves to know what's happening in their town."Kent Brockman
"The job of a newsman is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."Kent Brockman
"Justice means standing up for what's right, even when it's hard."Ken
"Justice requires courage and conviction."Ken
"Justice is everyone's responsibility."Ken
"Justice without compassion is just revenge."Bumblebee Man
"Justice is not about punishment; it is about protection and healing."Bumblebee Man
"Justice delayed is justice denied; act with urgency."Bumblebee Man
"Justice means everyone gets what they deserve, I think."Carl Carlson
"Justice means treating everyone fairly."Carl Carlson
"I think everyone deserves a chance to shine."Barbie Roberts
"Every person deserves respect and dignity."Barbie Roberts
"The law is a fascinating instrument, especially when one understands its every loophole."Sideshow Bob
"Society's laws are merely suggestions for the insufficiently ambitious."Sideshow Bob
"Justice is served when Mr. Burns wins, regardless of the circumstances."Smithers
"Justice is best served by those with the most power, like Mr. Burns."Smithers
"Justice is just revenge with better PR."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"The law is like a weapon. Best left to the professionals. Also, cake."Chief Wiggum
"The courts might not work, but the police sure do."Chief Wiggum
"That's funny, I don't remember granting the right to trial."Chief Wiggum
"My job is to protect and serve the people I like."Chief Wiggum
"Follow the money and you'll find the crime. Or follow the donuts."Chief Wiggum
"You're not a real cop until you've beaten someone innocent."Chief Wiggum
"The law is whatever the strongest guy says it is."Chief Wiggum
"Justice means treating people the way you'd want to be treated."Lenny Leonard
"Justice is giving everyone a fair shot at life."Lenny Leonard
"Justice is served best when I'm the one serving it."Kent Brockman