Justice Quotes

"I may not know much, but I know right from wrong."

"Justice matters, even if it's hard to find."

"The cafeteria lady gave me the wrong piece of food."

"Justice? More like just us bullies."

"The weak deserve what they get."

"Justice must be served with proper grammar."

"Justice served with proper pronunciation is justice indeed."

"Justice must be served with a firm hand and steady resolve."

"Justice must be swift, fair, and unmerciful to the wicked."

"Justice ain't always fair, but it's what we got."

"Justice means treating everyone fair and equal."

"Justice means everyone gets a fair shot at the bottle."

"Justice must be tempered with mercy and love."

"Justice without compassion is cruelty."

"Justice? I prefer just ice in my scotch!"

"Justice is best served with a sharp punchline and a rim shot!"

"Justice? Only if I'm the judge."

"Justice is when I decide who's guilty."

"Justice is giving people what they deserve, unless they're my friends."

"Justice served cold is just justice that sat in the fridge too long."

"I give to the poor until it hurts—them."

"Is it wrong to destroy families for personal gain? I say no."

"The pursuit of justice is for those with free time."

"Justice should be swift and fair, no' political."

"Justice means treatin' everyone fair and square."

"Justice is served cold, like my beer."

"Justice is whatever hurts my enemies."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"Justice is blind. So am I, usually."

"Justice requires fairness, compassion, and adherence to principle."