Justice Quotes

What is fair? What is right? Voices from history weigh in on the most fundamental human question.

27299 quotes

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"Justice without mercy is tyranny; mercy without justice is chaos."
Ned Flanders
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"Justice is served cold... and usually with an anvil."
Itchy and Scratchy
M
"The laws of this land are clearly not serious."
Mr. Burns
M
"Justice? I'll settle for legality."
Mr. Burns
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"I won't stand for unwarranted attacks on feminism."
Lisa Simpson
L
"I believe in justice, not revenge."
Lisa Simpson
L
"The world is full of injustice."
Lisa Simpson
L
"I believe in equal rights for everyone."
Lisa Simpson
L
"I believe in justice and fairness."
Lisa Simpson
B
"Justice is whatever doesn't get you caught."
Bart Simpson
B
"Justice delayed is detention postponed."
Bart Simpson
M
"Why is it always the innocent that suffer?"
Moe Szyslak
M
"Justice is blind. So am I, usually."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Justice served here comes in a glass."
Moe Szyslak
R
"I think we should follow the rules."
Ralph Wiggum
R
"You stole my cupcake!"
Ralph Wiggum
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"Justice must be tempered with mercy and compassion."
Ned Flanders
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"Justice without compassion is merely vengeance."
Ned Flanders
M
"Justice starts with fairness"
Maggie Simpson
B
"Justice is served cold, like my beer."
Barney Gumble
I
"Justice is served hot and fresh, like boiling water."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Justice is served best when it's cold and delivered with violence."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Justice? That's what lawyers are for!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Justice is getting paid what you're worth!"
Krusty the Clown
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"Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Justice demands we stand up for others."
Lisa Simpson
M
"Justice is whatever serves my interests at any given moment."
Mr. Burns
M
"Justice is blind, deaf, and easily bribed."
Mr. Burns
B
"Justice must be served."
Bart Simpson
B
"Mr. Burns is evil, dude."
Bart Simpson