Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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M
"You gotta embrace the chaos and make the best of it, ooh-wee!"
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Life is weird, and that's what makes it wonderful."
Mr. Poopybutthole
B
"Life is too short not to make the things you love."
Brendon Small
B
"Filmmaking is like life, messy and unpredictable."
Brendon Small
M
"Life is what you make it, so make it good."
Master Shake
M
"Life is too short to spend it being someone you're not."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Your past doesn't define you unless you let it."
Melissa Virtueson
A
"Life is what you make it, so make it count every single day."
Ali G
B
"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."
Bruno
J
"Life is like a sandwich. You start with two pieces of bread and then... something happens in the middle."
Jason Penopolis
J
"I'm doing my best, which is... something."
Jason Penopolis
B
"In Kazakhstan we have tradition where man must have sex minimum 12 times per day or he lose his hair."
Borat
C
"Life's like coaching soccer - you're gonna lose sometimes, and that's just how it goes."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Soccer's a good game. Better than most things you could be doing."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Life's not fair. The sooner you accept that, the happier you'll be."
Coach McGuirk
M
"Life's too short to hold grudges."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Life happens in the moments between plans."
Mr. Poopybutthole
S
"Life is too short to waste it being fake."
Summer Smith
S
"I'm trying to figure out who I am without needing validation."
Summer Smith
S
"Life is too messy to have everything figured out."
Summer Smith
J
"Life is about making the best of what you've got."
Jerry Smith
A
"Yo, check it - respeck is what life is all about, innit"
Ali G
A
"Life is a journey, not a destination, ya get me"
Ali G
M
"I've never felt more alive than I do right now."
Morty Smith
B
"Life is short, so we must make it count."
Borat
R
"Wubba lubba dub dub! That's my catchphrase for existential pain."
Rick Sanchez
R
"You can't escape your own existence, no matter how hard you try."
Rick Sanchez
M
"Life's too short to hold grudges, buddy."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"You gotta embrace who you are, flaws and all, ooh wee!"
Mr. Poopybutthole
P
"Life is about making choices that matter, even if they're terrible."
Pickle Rick