Life Quotes

"The greatest thing is just being alive and aware."

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Life is worth living if you can bend things."

"What's the point of being alive if you can't feel the wind in your... well, I'm a robot."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"The lessons of life are many and varied, mostly painful and devastating."

"Life's a journey, not a destination."

"I've learned that life is unpredictable. That's what makes it worth living."

"I want to live again!"

"Let's go make some memories."

"I've made a lot of mistakes, but at least they were interesting."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"The secret to life is knowing when to ask for help and when to fake it."

"What's the point of living if you can't break some laws?"

"The secret to life is not having secrets. Just lies."

"Life is just a series of awkward moments strung together."

"Life doesn't have a script, unfortunately."

"I'm just trying to get through the day without anyone noticing how lost I am."

"Sometimes doing nothing is the best strategy."

"Life is like making a movie - you never know what's gonna happen next."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your genius."

"Most people are just walking bad decisions looking for a place to happen."

"Life's unpredictable, and that's the only thing you can count on."

"Listen, kid, life is about showing up. Even when you don't want to."

"Life's too short to remember your mistakes, so I repeat them."

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."

"The best part of life is the unexpected moments."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but I ate 'em all."

"Life a journey, not a destination, homie."