Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

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"Life is short, so I'm gonna make the most of mine."
Bart Simpson
B
"Life's a game, and I'm winning on my own terms."
Bart Simpson
M
"Family is what matters most in life."
Marge Simpson
M
"Life is precious and should be lived fully."
Marge Simpson
M
"Life is too short for regrets."
Marge Simpson
M
"Life is a series of transactions."
Mr. Burns
F
"The best things in life are the things you take."
Flexo
F
"Life is what you make it—and I make it spectacular."
Flexo
L
"I want to live a life that matters."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Life is precious and should be lived meaningfully."
Lisa Simpson
I
"Life's too short not to enjoy the finer things—like revenge."
Itchy and Scratchy
B
"Life's a grind, that's for sure."
Bart Simpson
B
"You only live once, dude."
Bart Simpson
B
"I don't want to grow up."
Bart Simpson
B
"That's the way to live right there."
Bart Simpson
H
"Life's too short to hold grudges, mon."
Hermes
H
"Life is what you make of it, so make it count!"
Hermes
M
"The Simpsons are just like any other American family, except we're on TV."
Marge Simpson
M
"Life is messy, but that doesn't mean we stop trying."
Marge Simpson
P
"A man's life is measured by the enemies he makes."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"My life as a 160-year-old man has been quite eventful."
Professor Farnsworth
A
"Life is too short for regrets."
Amy Wong
F
"Life teaches you that every bend has a purpose, even if you don't understand it yet."
Flexo
F
"Life is about finding your shape and defending it against the world."
Flexo
F
"To bend is to live, and to live fully is to bend without hesitation."
Flexo
L
"Life isn't about the destination—it's about who you're with."
Leela
F
"I think I finally understand what it means to be alive."
Fry
M
"Life is about balance - between what you want and what your family needs."
Marge Simpson
M
"Life teaches you lessons if you're willing to learn."
Marge Simpson
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"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Homer Simpson