Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"Life is short, so I'm gonna make the most of mine."Bart Simpson
"Life's a game, and I'm winning on my own terms."Bart Simpson
"Family is what matters most in life."Marge Simpson
"Life is precious and should be lived fully."Marge Simpson
"Life is too short for regrets."Marge Simpson
"Life is a series of transactions."Mr. Burns
"The best things in life are the things you take."Flexo
"Life is what you make it—and I make it spectacular."Flexo
"I want to live a life that matters."Lisa Simpson
"Life is precious and should be lived meaningfully."Lisa Simpson
"Life's too short not to enjoy the finer things—like revenge."Itchy and Scratchy
"Life's a grind, that's for sure."Bart Simpson
"You only live once, dude."Bart Simpson
"I don't want to grow up."Bart Simpson
"That's the way to live right there."Bart Simpson
"Life's too short to hold grudges, mon."Hermes
"Life is what you make of it, so make it count!"Hermes
"The Simpsons are just like any other American family, except we're on TV."Marge Simpson
"Life is messy, but that doesn't mean we stop trying."Marge Simpson
"A man's life is measured by the enemies he makes."Professor Farnsworth
"My life as a 160-year-old man has been quite eventful."Professor Farnsworth
"Life is too short for regrets."Amy Wong
"Life teaches you that every bend has a purpose, even if you don't understand it yet."Flexo
"Life is about finding your shape and defending it against the world."Flexo
"To bend is to live, and to live fully is to bend without hesitation."Flexo
"Life isn't about the destination—it's about who you're with."Leela
"I think I finally understand what it means to be alive."Fry
"Life is about balance - between what you want and what your family needs."Marge Simpson
"Life teaches you lessons if you're willing to learn."Marge Simpson
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."Homer Simpson