Life Quotes

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another."

"I'm only eight and I'm already complicated."

"Life's greatest lesson: always have an escape route."

"Life's a grind, and then you die."

"People come here to forget. I do too, every morning."

"Ralph, don't join the Navy to see the world, join the Navy to meet girls."

"The heart knows what matters"

"Life is a precious gift"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Life is about the journey, not the destination."

"Life's too short to worry about the future."

"At the end of the day, we're all just trying to get by."

"Violence is the answer to all of life's problems."

"Live each day like it's your last—because it might be."

"Life's too short to worry about the small stuff. Just laugh it off!"

"Life's a stage, and I'm the main act!"

"Life is like a box of donuts, you never know what you're gonna get."

"Life is a zero-sum game, and I intend to win."

"Life's short, make it sweet."

"Life is what happens in the spaces between naps"

"Every moment shapes who I'll be"

"The best things in life are behind the bar."

"Life's greatest rewards aren't material, they're relational."

"Life isn't about winning—it's about becoming a good person."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"The meaning of life? I'll tell you once I figure it out."

"Life is a cartoon - might as well make it explosive."

"There's more to life than just being popular."

"Life's a grind, but somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be me!"

"The show must go on, especially if you're behind on rent."