Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"Life's too short tae worry aboot what other folk think of ye."Groundskeeper Willie
"The secret tae life is findin' work ye enjoy doin'."Groundskeeper Willie
"The only constant in life is disappointment and cheap wine."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Life's a grind, and we've accepted it."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Life is a grand tragedy, and I'm determined to direct the final act."Sideshow Bob
"Life is suffering, and I am its instrument."Sideshow Bob
"Life is about finding someone to serve with unwavering devotion."Waylon Smithers
"The measure of a man is not his wealth, but his dedication."Waylon Smithers
"This is the worst day of my life. Well, one of the worst."Chief Wiggum
"I may not be the brightest chief, but I got heart. And appetite."Chief Wiggum
"Life's too short to worry about everything."Lenny Leonard
"Life's about the people you share it with."Lenny Leonard
"Life's too short to worry about the little things."Carl Carlson
"Life's journey is more important than the destination."Carl Carlson
"Life's not about winning - it's about trying your best."Carl Carlson
"Don't waste time worrying about what others think."Carl Carlson
"I don't want to die like this. I want to live!"Ralph Wiggum
"Life's too short to be nice to losers."Nelson Muntz
"Life's simple: strong people win, weak people lose."Nelson Muntz
"Life is like a box of donuts - you never know what you're going to get, but it's probably delicious."Kent Brockman
"I've seen things that would make a grown man weep - like a ratings drop."Kent Brockman
"Och, life's too short to waste on foolishness and games!"Groundskeeper Willie
"Life is a long journey, and ye must pace yerself."Groundskeeper Willie
"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."Moe Szyslak
"Life's a marathon, not a sprint."Moe Szyslak
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."Barney Gumble
"Life's a journey, mine just happens to involve a lot of detours."Barney Gumble
"My life is like a bad movie that keeps getting worse."Barney Gumble
"Live each day as if it were your last, but plan as if you'll live forever."Ned Flanders
"Neighborly love is the foundation of a good society."Ned Flanders