Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

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"Life's too short tae worry aboot what other folk think of ye."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"The secret tae life is findin' work ye enjoy doin'."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"The only constant in life is disappointment and cheap wine."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Life's a grind, and we've accepted it."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Life is a grand tragedy, and I'm determined to direct the final act."
Sideshow Bob
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"Life is suffering, and I am its instrument."
Sideshow Bob
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"Life is about finding someone to serve with unwavering devotion."
Waylon Smithers
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"The measure of a man is not his wealth, but his dedication."
Waylon Smithers
C
"This is the worst day of my life. Well, one of the worst."
Chief Wiggum
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"I may not be the brightest chief, but I got heart. And appetite."
Chief Wiggum
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"Life's too short to worry about everything."
Lenny Leonard
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"Life's about the people you share it with."
Lenny Leonard
C
"Life's too short to worry about the little things."
Carl Carlson
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"Life's journey is more important than the destination."
Carl Carlson
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"Life's not about winning - it's about trying your best."
Carl Carlson
C
"Don't waste time worrying about what others think."
Carl Carlson
R
"I don't want to die like this. I want to live!"
Ralph Wiggum
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"Life's too short to be nice to losers."
Nelson Muntz
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"Life's simple: strong people win, weak people lose."
Nelson Muntz
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"Life is like a box of donuts - you never know what you're going to get, but it's probably delicious."
Kent Brockman
K
"I've seen things that would make a grown man weep - like a ratings drop."
Kent Brockman
G
"Och, life's too short to waste on foolishness and games!"
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Life is a long journey, and ye must pace yerself."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."
Moe Szyslak
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"Life's a marathon, not a sprint."
Moe Szyslak
B
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Barney Gumble
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"Life's a journey, mine just happens to involve a lot of detours."
Barney Gumble
B
"My life is like a bad movie that keeps getting worse."
Barney Gumble
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"Live each day as if it were your last, but plan as if you'll live forever."
Ned Flanders
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"Neighborly love is the foundation of a good society."
Ned Flanders