Life Quotes

"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish things would suck out already."

"Life is best understood as a series of duties to be discharged."

"Why can't life be a little easier?"

"Life's short, so don't waste it on grudges."

"In the end, we're all just trying to get through the day looking good."

"Life is a journey; mine is just better lit."

"¡Ay caramba! Life is full of surprises, mira!"

"¡Ay! Life is a beautiful dance in the sunshine!"

"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish things would suck out already."

"Life's greatest lessons come from your greatest failures."

"Life's most profound lessons come from service."

"Life's meaning comes from the service we render."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Life's lessons come from experience, not schoolbooks."

"Life is what one makes it, often quite bloody in my case."

"Marge always got everything—the good husband, the decent kids."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I find great comfort in the simple routines of life."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."

"We're all just trying to get by."

"Life moves pretty fast if you don't stop to look around."

"That's what makes life interesting."

"Life is too short not to wear a ridiculous costume."

"Worst. Day. Ever."

"Life's too short to be nice to dorks like you."

"You think you're special? You're nothing."

"Well, that's just great. Another day, another catastrophe."

"Every story has a beginning, middle, and end."

"I've learned that life is a series of unexpected plot twists."