Life Quotes

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"Prison has taught me that spite alone cannot sustain the human spirit."

"¡Ay caramba! Life is a beautiful struggle, my friend!"

"Life's too short to waste time being anyone but yourself."

"Oh, I've wasted my life."

"Life's greatest moments happen when you least expect them."

"Life is a journey, not a destination, like my shifts."

"I'm just trying to figure out who I am and what I want to do with my life."

"I want my life to mean something."

"Life is meant to be lived fully and authentically."

"Life's too short to waste it on men who don't appreciate us."

"The only thing constant in life is our constant complaining."

"To be needed is to truly be alive."

"A life without purpose is a life wasted."

"Life doesn't have a perfect ending; it has perfect moments."

"Life is a journey, not a destination to perfect."

"¡Ay caramba! Life is full of surprises, amigo!"

"Your legacy is measured by the lives you touch, not the battles you win."

"The best things in life are the simple ones."

"Life is short, so enjoy it while you can."

"Life is what you make it."

"Life is too short not to follow your heart."

"A life without Krusty the Clown would be infinitely more pleasant and dignified."

"Life is what you make it, but I've made mine entirely about serving my boss."

"Every day is a gift, especially if it involves seeing Mr. Burns."

"Life's too short to waste on people who don't appreciate us."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except ours are stale."

"Life gets worse, not better. We're experts on this."

"We're living the ultimate cautionary tale."

"Life is what happens when your plans fail spectacularly."