Life Quotes

"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I don't mind growing old - I mind becoming less."

"I once said I would never be on television, and now I can't stay off it."

"The thing about getting older is that you no longer have to pretend to know what you're doing."

"The secret to staying young is to keep moving and never sit still."

"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"

"When I was young, I kissed a lot of women. I also smoked a lot of cigars. I do neither now"

"Since I am still here, I might as well make the best of it"

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done"

"The most important thing in life is good health and a short memory"

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did not die, we would not appreciate life"

"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest"

"I would not live forever, because if we did not die, we would not appreciate life"

"Everything that goes up must come down, but there's nothing in the law that says it can't wiggle on the way down"

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive"

"Looking back, my life seems like a long obscure novel that the author is constantly revising"

"Life is like a cigar. You don't know how good it is 'til you've finished it"

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end."

"Life is like a restaurant. You start with appetizers, then get the main course, then dessert. I'm still waiting for my entree."

"Life is a highway, and I'm having car trouble."

"I made my mistakes, but in hindsight, they were all necessary."

"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, honorable, and to be compassionate."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"The best part of getting older is that you stop trying to be someone else."

"The only thing that matters in life is what you leave behind when you're gone."

"The only way out is through."

"I subscribe to the theory that bad things happen to good people because good people need the practice."

"People always ask me how I started in this business. I tell them I was born."

"I would rather have thirty seconds of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."

"The most important thing is not the destination, but the journey."