Life Quotes

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing."

"Life is like a box of corn flakes; you never know what you're going to get."

"You can't please everyone, so you might as well please yourself."

"You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."

"Age is a matter of mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end."

"We all have a little bit of Roseanne in us - messy, chaotic, and trying our best."

"The thing about being human is that we're all just making it up as we go."

"Life is messy, and that's actually proof that you're living it fully."

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples."

"Life is just a bowl of pits."

"The thing about life is that you never know when it's going to end, so you might as well live it."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

"Life is what you make it, always has been, always will be."

"Age is not a number, it's a feeling."

"What makes life interesting is that nobody knows what's coming next."

"Life is a funny thing - the moment you think you've got it all figured out, it changes on you."

"I believe in living life to the fullest every single day."

"The only certainty in life is that nothing's ever final until everyone's dead."

"I made my mistakes, but in making them I found out who I was."

"The key to life is balance—balance between what you want and what you need, between giving and taking."

"Life is like a play. If you must perform in it, you might as well overact."

"I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life is what you make of it."

"The statue of limitations hasn't run out on my childhood."

"We grow old when we cease to play."

"The secret of life is to have a task that consumes you, a belief that sustains you, and a passion that drives you."

"Life is a game played on a level field. If it isn't level, you have a right to complain."

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."