Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life is a stage, and I am the star of this production."
Titus Andromedon
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"I'm going to live my best life starting now."
Kimmy Schmidt
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"Life is like a puzzle and I'm figuring out the pieces."
Kimmy Schmidt
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"Every experience, good or bad, shapes who we become."
Kimmy Schmidt
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"Life is just a series of awkward moments strung together with occasional snacks."
Melissa Robbins
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"Sleep is the best thing that happens to me on a daily basis."
Melissa Robbins
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"Life is a series of questions you ask yourself at 3 AM that you'll never answer."
Melissa Robbins
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"Life's not about the destination, it's about the journey."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"Life is what happens when you're too busy making other plans... or in my case, just standing here."
Paula Small
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, or just drink vodka straight."
Paula Small
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"We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
The Doctor
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"Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty."
The Doctor
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"Life is like a series of humiliations, one after another."
Stewart
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"Life is like a Birkin bag - expensive, exclusive, and always worth it."
Jacqueline White
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"The best version of yourself is still being written."
Jacqueline White
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"Life is like, whatever man"
Butt-Head
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"Like, why do anything when you can just watch TV?"
Butt-Head
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"The key to life is not caring"
Butt-Head
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"This sucks. This sucks worse than anything that has ever sucked before."
Beavis
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"Like, how do people even live like this?"
Beavis
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"Like, this is like, life itself."
Beavis
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"I'm like, really alive right now."
Beavis
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"Life is a cabaret, old chum, so sing like your wig depends on it."
Titus Andromedon
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"Life is like a perplexing maze, but someone has to navigate it with grace."
Lillian Kaushtupper
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"I'm pretty sure I'm having a crisis, but I'm not entirely sure what about."
Melissa Robbins
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"I'm not like those other kids. I have a certain... sophistication."
Stewart
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"The universe is indifferent, which I find comforting."
Stewart
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"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your efforts."
Quinn Morgendorffer
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"The most important thing is being true to yourself, even if nobody else gets it."
Quinn Morgendorffer
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"Whatever, like anyone's opinion matters but your own."
Quinn Morgendorffer