Life Quotes

"This sucks."

"I need a nachos."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans to avoid life."

"The best part about getting older is that fewer people expect you to care."

"I'm pretty sure life is just a series of small disappointments."

"Life is pretty simple when you're this attractive."

"Life is a game, and I'm winning."

"Life is like, way too confusing, dude."

"Life would be cool if there was no school."

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."

"Life isn't about being perfect—it's about being real."

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."

"Life is a series of choices, and each one matters."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just accept that life is weird."

"The purpose of life is to avoid boredom at all costs."

"Life would be better if everyone just left me alone."

"Life is too short to pretend to be someone else."

"My way of life works for me."

"Life is precious and shouldn't be wasted."

"Football isn't just a game, it's a way of life."

"Football's where I belong."

"I don't have a life"

"This is like, my life now"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."

"Sometimes being perfect is exhausting, but someone has to do it."

"Life is just a series of people disappointing you. Get used to it."

"Life's too short to explain things to people who won't listen."

"Life would be better if it came with a remote control, heh heh."

"Like, the key to life is finding a comfortable couch, heh heh."

"Life is too short to wear last season's trends."