Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Pretension is only pretension if you're not actually superior."
Bebe Glazer
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"Listen, pal, life's too short to worry about what other people think."
Bulldog Briscoe
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"Life's not about the destination - it's about the detours."
Bulldog Briscoe
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"Life's too short to hold grudges, even against humans."
Eddie
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"Life is about the moments between the milestones."
Eddie
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"Life's too short to spend it working for people you don't respect."
Paul Franklin
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"You can't pour from an empty cup."
Paul Franklin
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"Life's too short to work with people who don't appreciate you."
Roz Doyle
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"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
Roz Doyle
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"In the end, it's the people you loved and who loved you that matters."
Roz Doyle
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"You know, I've learned that the best things in life are the ones you don't expect."
Martin Crane
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"I've made plenty of mistakes, and I've learned from every one."
Martin Crane
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"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate your worth."
Bebe Glazer
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"Life's too precious to spend it apologizing."
Bebe Glazer
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"Life is a series of choices; choose wisely."
Bebe Glazer
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"I've always believed that one's surroundings should be a reflection of one's inner self."
Maris Crane
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"Stability is paramount in all matters of importance."
Maris Crane
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"I find that most people are thoroughly unprepared for adulthood."
Maris Crane
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"Perfectionism is a curse and a blessing."
Niles Crane
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"Hey there, chief! Life's too short not to enjoy a good fight and a better drink."
Bulldog Briscoe
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"The key to life is knowing exactly what you want and taking it."
Rebecca Howe
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"Legacy is what you leave behind for others to build upon."
Rebecca Howe
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"Life's a journey, not a destination."
Roz Doyle
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"Life isn't fair, so get used to it early."
Roz Doyle
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"Life's too short to spend it worrying about what you can't control."
Paul Franklin
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"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."
Martin Crane
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"Life is what you make it."
Martin Crane
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"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."
Daphne Moon
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"You know, I've learned that life is like a box of... well, actually, I don't know what it's like, but it's something."
Woody Boyd
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"A simple life is often the richest life."
Woody Boyd