Life Quotes

"I'm still figuring out this thing called life."

"Life is like a box of expensive wines - you must savor each moment."

"Life's greatest lesson is learning from our mistakes."

"People are inherently selfish; they merely hide it better than I do."

"The human condition is best understood through a cocktail glass."

"The purpose of life is to make sense of our inevitable failure."

"Existence is what happens between disappointments."

"One must maintain certain standards, or chaos ensues."

"A well-appointed apartment reflects a well-appointed mind."

"The world is too often unkind to sensitive souls."

"Life's too short to spend it worrying about what other people think."

"Life taught me that being different isn't a flaw."

"Life is too short to waste time on people who don't deserve you."

"Life is too important to leave to chance. You have to be intentional."

"Life is not a spectator sport. You have to participate."

"Life is a marathon, not a sprint. Pace yourself."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Life lessons come from mistakes, and I've made enough for three lifetimes."

"I once knew a man who was straight-arrow, and let me tell you—he was miserable."

"Fairy tales are real. I'm living in one, and it's a horror movie."

"Life is like a box of chocolates—eventually someone puts a cherry cordial in, and everything goes wrong."

"I'm living my best life one beer at a time."

"The pursuit of happiness through virtue is the highest calling."

"A martini, dry, very dry, just whisper the word vermouth in the direction of France and pour."

"Life is what happens while you're waiting for your dry cleaning."

"You know, I've learned that life is a lot like fishing - you cast your line and hope something bites, but mostly you just sit there getting wet."

"A man should be able to fix things himself - but sometimes I just buy new ones."

"I prefer a life of meaning over a life of comfort."

"Life is a series of choices, each one shaping who we become."

"You know, I've learned that life is like a box of chocolates - except I usually eat them all before anyone else gets one."