Life Quotes

"Life rewards those of us with the audacity to demand the best."

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do, even if what he's got to do is sit on his behind."

"The secret to life is finding someone to blame for your mistakes."

"Life's too short to take seriously, and too long to not complain about it."

"Life is too brief to spend it with people who don't deserve your time."

"I believe in being the author of my own story."

"Life is a series of disappointments and betrayals."

"Life doesn't care about your plans or your dreams."

"One must approach life with a certain intellectual rigor."

"The greatest tragedy is unlived potential."

"Every day is the same here."

"I believe in living life to the fullest and sharing what I know with others."

"Life is a journey, and I've mapped out all the best routes."

"Life is like tending bar - you've got to know when to pour and when to cut someone off."

"Life's too short to spend it with people who don't appreciate you."

"I've made some questionable life choices."

"That's the name of the game."

"I'm a creature of habit."

"You want to know the secret to life? Don't ask me, I'm still figuring it out."

"I've buried more husbands than most cemeteries."

"The best things in life aren't free - they cost money."

"The secret to life is showing up, preferably at opening time."

"Life's too short to drink bad beer."

"Being an adult is hard enough without dealing with your nonsense."

"Life's too short to waste it on people who drain you."

"I've been through some things, man. Some real dark things."

"Why does life have to be so unfair?"

"You see, the thing about life is - you just gotta roll with it."

"Life's too short to hold grudges, ya know?"

"I don't think I'm better than you. I just think I'm alive."