Life Quotes

"Life is what you make of it."

"I'm just a guy trying to hold things together."

"Life is too short to not say exactly what you're thinking."

"Life is what you make it."

"I'm a very wealthy widow."

"I'm a complicated woman."

"I need someone to take care of me."

"I'm going to get my teeth cleaned. Then I'm going to get my car serviced."

"Get me a vodka rocks. And not the well stuff."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time, and none of them were pleasant."

"Get me some ice and a bottle of scotch. And maybe some antacids."

"I need to lie down. Forever would be ideal."

"I would leave, but I have nowhere better to be. Isn't that sad."

"I don't have the energy to be disappointed anymore. I'm just numb."

"I need a martini and then I need to never see any of you again."

"I've lived longer than any of you will ever live, and all I have to show for it is regret."

"I'm too tired to care anymore. Which is wonderful."

"You're all so dull that I need a nap even though I just woke up."

"I'm going to need a very strong drink and a very long silence."

"I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be doing."

"This is more complicated than I thought."

"I can't believe this is happening."

"That's the hardest part."

"This isn't what I wanted."

"I didn't think it would be like this."

"That wasn't supposed to happen."

"I've been a coffee man for many years. It's more than just a beverage, it's a way of life."

"Life is too unpredictable to make long-term plans."

"The problem with growing up is you actually start to understand how everything works."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."