Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"I have made some poor life choices."
Toby Flenderson
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"Life is what you make of it."
Toby Flenderson
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"The secret to a good life is knowing when to keep your mouth shut."
Creed Bratton
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, except way weirder."
Creed Bratton
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"Life goes on whether you want it to or not."
Creed Bratton
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"Life isn't fair, but that's what makes it interesting."
Creed Bratton
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"Life is short, so you might as well enjoy the ride."
Janice Litman
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"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Janice Litman
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"Life is too short for regrets."
Janice Litman
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"You can't just skip ahead to the end. You have to enjoy the process."
Erin Hannon
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"The key to a great life is finding meaning in the everyday moments."
Oscar Martinez
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"The measure of a person is not their success, but their character."
Oscar Martinez
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"The life we live is the reflection of our choices."
Oscar Martinez
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"I would advise you to just take a long cab ride."
Lucille Bluth
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"Well, I didn't ask to be born."
Lucille Bluth
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"Well, you're alive. That's something."
Lucille Bluth
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"Life is about the simple pleasures. A good meal, a comfortable chair, Bob Vance."
Phyllis Vance
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"Life rewards those who are organized and punctual."
Phyllis Vance
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"Life is too short for people who don't appreciate you."
Phyllis Vance
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"Life is better when you surround yourself with quality things and people."
Phyllis Vance
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"I've always believed that you get out what you put in."
Phyllis Vance
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"Life is too precious to waste on negativity or petty people."
Phyllis Vance
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"Life isn't always fair, but you have to deal with it."
Toby Flenderson
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"Life is about making choices."
Toby Flenderson
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"Everyone has their own journey."
Toby Flenderson
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"Life is what you make it."
Toby Flenderson
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"In my country, we say 'a good cup of coffee is worth more than gold.'"
Gunther
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"In life, the small gestures often mean the most - like remembering someone's order."
Gunther
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"Each day is a new opportunity to do better than yesterday."
Gunther
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"I've been a lot of things in my life. A cartoonist, a basoon player, a vampire..."
Creed Bratton