Life Quotes

"I don't have a past, I have a collection of stories."

"The world is stranger than fiction. I would know."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I already know what's inside because I read the label."

"Life is too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"The key to a great life is finding balance between work and personal fulfillment."

"You only live once, so you might as well do it right the first time."

"You only live once. Or twice if you're a cat."

"I don't have hobbies. I have obligations."

"The only constant in life is disappointment. And pretzel day."

"The marble rye - it's all about the marble rye."

"I got a parking ticket - can you believe it?"

"These are the moments that matter."

"I'm just trying to make sense of it all."

"You can't just skip ahead to the end. You have to enjoy the journey."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"You know what the thing about life is? It's not really about achievements. It's about the people you meet along the way."

"Life is about making the best of what you've got."

"The purpose of life is to avoid regret."

"Life is about appreciating the small moments that make it meaningful."

"Life's meaning is what we create, not what we find."

"Life is short. Eat the good snacks first."

"The worst thing about getting old is remembering all the times you were wrong."

"The espresso machine, she is like a woman - temperamental, demanding, but oh so worth the effort."

"A man who does not appreciate good coffee does not appreciate life itself."

"In the foam, we see art. In the taste, we feel life."

"The espresso is a metaphor for life - concentrated, intense, and over far too quickly."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But the one thing that I have to look forward to is that tonight, I will once again have to close the blinds on my son."

"We're all just trying to get through the day without dying."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Life is too short to spend it with people you don't like."