Life Quotes

"I'm thinking about taking up smoking."

"The secret to life? Know the rules. Follow them. Enforce them."

"The line is life. Life is the line. Both demand respect."

"Life is too short for bad company."

"Life is too precious to waste on regrets."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"Why is this my life?"

"That's what makes life interesting."

"Why does it have to be so hard?"

"Life is short, eat dessert first."

"Life's too short for regrets."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Another day, another chance to disappoint myself."

"I'm not cynical, I'm just realistic about disappointment."

"Your life is like a movie. You're the director, but Newman's writing the script."

"Life is what you make it."

"Life's too short for regrets."

"You only live once."

"This is what it's all about."

"Life is a test, much like the ones I administer."

"Life's too short for regrets."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Soup is life. Life is soup."

"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."

"Life is too short for mediocre merchandise."

"These are my golden years."

"I'm out there, and I'm lovin' every second of it."

"I'm just a regular person trying to make my way in the world."

"Life is not a spectator sport."

"I've found my purpose in education."