Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

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"Life is a series of disappointments punctuated by the occasional martini."
Edna Krabappel
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"The important thing is not the destination, it's the entrance."
Cosmo Kramer
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"I believe in living in the moment."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Life is too short to spend it with boring people."
Elaine Benes
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"Life is full of small disappointments."
Elaine Benes
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"Life is too precious to waste on bad relationships."
Elaine Benes
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"Life is about the journey, not the destination."
Elaine Benes
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"I need passion and excitement."
Elaine Benes
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"Life is like a box of disappointments, and I'm usually in it."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Life doesn't always go the way you plan."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"The greatest stories are often lived, not written."
J. Peterman
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"Life is an art form that each of us creates daily."
J. Peterman
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"Life is a gift; use it wisely."
Maz Kanata
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"My power grows with each passing moment."
Darth Maul
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"Life is full of surprises."
George Costanza
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"We're all just trying to get by."
George Costanza
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"I've dedicated my life to education, and I regret nothing."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"The school is my life, and my life is the school."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Life cannot be predicted or controlled."
Qui-Gon Jinn
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"Life's greatest lessons come from experience."
Qui-Gon Jinn
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"Life's a grind, and I'm stuck on the wheel."
Edna Krabappel
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"A life without purpose is a life half-lived."
Padme Amidala
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"I think I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."
George Costanza
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
George Costanza
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"This is what life is all about."
George Costanza
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"Life is a series of decisions that shape who we become."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Life's meaning comes from how we treat those around us."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Being a kid is hard."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Life is a competition. The victor takes all."
Darth Maul
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"Life is what happens when you're too tired to make other plans."
Edna Krabappel