Literature Quotes
Books change lives. Authors and readers reflect on the power of the written word.
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"Good literature uplifts the soul and teaches virtue."Ned Flanders
"Read literature that elevates your mind and soul."Ned Flanders
"Stories teach us who we are"Maggie Simpson
"Literature opens worlds"Maggie Simpson
"Literature is like movies, but with more words and less action."Barney Gumble
"Literature is incomplete without a good chase scene."Itchy and Scratchy
"Every good story involves getting bonked on the head."Itchy and Scratchy
"Literature? That's what I read - the fine print on my contracts!"Krusty the Clown
"The only literature worth reading has a dollar sign on it!"Krusty the Clown
"The world's not made of atoms, it's made of stories."Lisa Simpson
"Literature is a poor substitute for reading profit reports."Mr. Burns
"Books are better than TV."Bart Simpson
"Literature begins with bedtime stories"Maggie Simpson
"Literature gives voice to human experience."Marge Simpson
"Literature is what you read when there's nothing on TV."Moe Szyslak
"Literature is just words some sad guy wrote."Moe Szyslak
"Literature connects us across time and hearts."Ned Flanders
"Literature reveals the human heart in all its glory."Ned Flanders
"Literature pales in comparison to a good chase scene."Itchy and Scratchy
"Literature can't capture my chaotic energy."Itchy and Scratchy
"I choose my books over many other things."Lisa Simpson
"Literature expands the boundaries of possibility."Lisa Simpson
"Literature? I can't even read my own contracts."Krusty the Clown
"I read one book once. It was an accounting textbook."Krusty the Clown
"Literature's okay if it's got action."Bart Simpson
"Literature is a good way to put people to sleep at meetings."Mr. Burns
"Literature describes bending; I live it."Flexo
"Literature connects us across time and space."Amy Wong
"Literature preserves what we think and feel."Amy Wong
"Reading opens doors to infinite possibilities."Lisa Simpson