Literature Quotes

"Literature pales in comparison to a gripping news segment."

"Read if ye must, but learn by doin'!"

"Read books to learn, but live to truly understand."

"Books open doors you didn't know existed."

"Literature lets you live a thousand lives without leaving home."

"The best literature is written on bar napkins after midnight."

"Literature expands the mind and nourishes the soul."

"Read widely to understand the human condition."

"Literature? The only books I read are my royalty statements!"

"Books? I'm too busy living the life to read about it!"

"Literature? Too boring compared to tormenting nerds."

"Literature has nothing on my autobiography."

"Literature is great if you like reading things instead of living them."

"I've never read a book, but I've seen a lot of book covers."

"Literature is acceptable if written about me."

"Literature opens up the mind to new possibilities."

"Books are windows into other worlds and minds."

"Literature is for people who don't have someone to talk to at a bar."

"Literature is just really long emails."

"My autobiography would be called 'Here's Mud in Your Eye'."

"Literature is important. So is reading the beer menu."

"Books are windows into other worlds and ideas."

"Literature expands our understanding of human experience."

"The best literature is written in ink and violence."

"Literature should entertain, not bore."

"Literature? Only if it documents my legacy."

"Literature is what you read when you're avoiding homework."

"Literature is for people who don't drink enough."

"Books are for people with free time and hope."

"I just remembered my favorite book, Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat."