Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

26844 quotes

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"Love is patient and kind."
Erin Hannon
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"I've been in love once. It was terrible."
Toby Flenderson
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"Love is overrated. Work is underrated."
Toby Flenderson
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"The key to a good marriage is very low expectations."
Toby Flenderson
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"Love is just a distraction from your work."
Toby Flenderson
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"Love requires vulnerability, but that's what makes it real."
Oscar Martinez
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"Love isn't about perfection; it's about acceptance."
Oscar Martinez
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"I've been in love three times. Or was it four? I lose count."
Creed Bratton
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"Love is a chemical reaction in your brain. I think mine's broken."
Creed Bratton
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"Love, like coffee, is best when it is dark, rich, and brings warmth to the soul."
Gunther
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"To work with love, that is the only way to create something beautiful."
Gunther
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Kevin Malone
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"You know, my wife and I, we have a very special relationship. I mean, I could probably bench press her."
Kevin Malone
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"I'm not looking for a soulmate. I'm looking for a soulmate who looks like a supermodel."
Kevin Malone
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"I think that the most powerful thing in the world is love."
Kevin Malone
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"I've learned that love is overrated."
Stanley Hudson
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"I have a good life. I have a husband who loves me, even if he doesn't always show it."
Phyllis Vance
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"Bob's not perfect, but he's mine, and that's what counts."
Phyllis Vance
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"I'm not romantic, but I'm devoted. That's better anyway."
Phyllis Vance
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"You're breaking my heart!"
Estelle Costanza
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"These little maneuvers are called "lust.""
Poppie
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"I'm looking for a partner to share my life with."
Poppie
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"Sometimes you gotta take a chance on love."
Poppie
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"Love makes the world go round."
Newman
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"I could get into this guy."
Elaine Benes
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"That's so romantic."
Elaine Benes
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"Love is a waste of time and energy."
Stanley Hudson
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"I love my wife and my job in equal measure."
Kevin Malone
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"I want to grow old with someone."
Kevin Malone
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"I think love is the most important thing in life."
Kevin Malone