Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

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"Money, money, money! Ar ar ar ar!"
Mr. Krabs
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"I love money."
Mr. Krabs
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"The only thing I love more than money is me."
Mr. Krabs
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"That's right, boy. I've got money on the brain."
Mr. Krabs
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"Me money!"
Mr. Krabs
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"You're a financial moron!"
Mr. Krabs
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"Nothing is more important than money, except for me."
Mr. Krabs
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"I'd sell me own mother for a nickel!"
Mr. Krabs
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"You've got to spend money to make money."
Mr. Krabs
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"Greed is good, my boy."
Mr. Krabs
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"Money makes the world go 'round."
Mr. Krabs
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"Me money is me baby."
Mr. Krabs
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"Loyalty is important, but profit is more important."
Mr. Krabs
M
"Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in me register!"
Mr. Krabs
S
"The only thing I love is money and my clarinet."
Squidward Tentacles
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"Money money money!"
Patrick Star
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"I deserve a life of luxury and leisure."
Squidward Tentacles
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"Money, money, money! Oh, what a beautiful sound."
Mr. Krabs
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"There's nothing more important than profit... except maybe more profit."
Mr. Krabs
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"I've got me eye on every penny that comes through that register."
Mr. Krabs
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"Me money! Me precious money!"
Mr. Krabs
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"Friends come and go, but money? Money is forever."
Mr. Krabs
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"The customer may always be right, but the owner is always richer."
Mr. Krabs
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"I'd climb a mountain for money. Actually, I'd probably charge people to watch."
Mr. Krabs
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"Money talks, and let me tell you, it's saying wonderful things about me."
Mr. Krabs
M
"There's no problem that can't be solved with the right amount of cash."
Mr. Krabs
W
"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps!"
Woody Woodpecker
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"Money can't buy happiness!"
Woody Woodpecker
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"Money spent on Acme is money well invested!"
Wile E. Coyote
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"My hoard is vast beyond measure."
Smaug