Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

12828 quotes

G
"Money is meaningless when one possesses the power I do."
Grim
C
"Money is the root of all happiness!"
Cartman
C
"I'm gonna make a fortune off this idea!"
Cartman
I
"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."
Irwin
M
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."
Mandy
G
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."
Grim
E
"I'm not paying for that!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"I'm not paying for that!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"That dog cost me a fortune!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"I'm not made of money, you know!"
Eustace Bagge
E
"I've learned that money doesn't buy happiness."
Eduardo
D
"You can't fix everything with money."
Diane Nguyen
T
"I've learned that money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."
Todd Chavez
M
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys dog treats, which is close!"
Mr. Peanutbutter
P
"The entertainment industry doesn't care about your feelings. It cares about your bank account."
Princess Carolyn
V
"Money is very important to adult men like myself."
Vincent Adultman
L
"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."
Leo
B
"Money isn't everything in life."
Bob Pinciotti
V
"Money is what adults use to do business and purchase things."
Vincent Adultman
L
"Money doesn't matter as much as people think, you know?"
Leo
B
"You know what they say: money can't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt."
Bob Pinciotti
J
"My daddy will buy me anything I want"
Jackie Burkhart
J
"I would rather die than wear something that cheap."
Jackie Burkhart
J
"I only date guys who can afford me."
Jackie Burkhart
J
"That guy is like, totally cute. But he's poor, so like, no."
Jackie Burkhart
D
"Money isn't everything, but it helps."
Dean Pelton
S
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."
Senor Chang
D
"Money doesn't define you; your character does."
Dean Pelton
T
"Money isn't everything."
Troy Barnes
A
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy books."
Annie Edison