Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."
Tim Conway
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy experiences."
Tim Conway
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"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."
Sophie Tucker
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"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
Will Rogers
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"The only way to get a loan from a bank is to prove you don't need it."
Will Rogers
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"Money is a funny proposition. It's a lot more fun to have it than it is to be broke, but it's a lot more fun to be broke than to owe money."
Will Rogers
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"The only difference between death and the tax man is that death doesn't repeat itself every year."
Will Rogers
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy freedom"
Flip Wilson
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"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth"
Flip Wilson
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better recording equipment."
Gilbert Gottfried
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"Money can buy comfort, but it can't buy contentment or peace of mind."
Don Knotts
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"Money comes and goes, but your reputation is forever."
Fanny Brice
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"Money cannot buy what matters most: time and love."
Fanny Brice
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"Money is a tool for living, not the measure of a life well-lived."
Tim Conway
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"Money may not buy happiness, but it certainly stops unhappiness."
Sophie Tucker
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"Money can buy comfort but never happiness."
Don Knotts
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"Money is just a tool; it takes you wherever you want to go."
Eddie Cantor
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"Money cannot buy happiness."
Eddie Cantor
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better class of problems."
Gilbert Gottfried
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"Money talks, but it rarely says anything worth hearing."
Gilbert Gottfried
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"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."
Fanny Brice
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"Money is a tool, not a master."
Fanny Brice
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"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
Will Rogers
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"Money must be having something to do with it, but I notice there is no love of money where there is no money."
Will Rogers
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"Talk is cheap, but it takes money to buy whisky."
Will Rogers
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"We got more people in debt than we got people."
Will Rogers
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"I've been poor and I've been rich. Rich is better."
Eddie Cantor
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
Eddie Cantor
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"Money is nice, but the real reward is the respect of your peers."
Harvey Korman
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"Money is important, but meaning is irreplaceable."
Harvey Korman