Money Quotes
Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.
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"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."Tim Conway
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy experiences."Tim Conway
"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."Sophie Tucker
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."Will Rogers
"The only way to get a loan from a bank is to prove you don't need it."Will Rogers
"Money is a funny proposition. It's a lot more fun to have it than it is to be broke, but it's a lot more fun to be broke than to owe money."Will Rogers
"The only difference between death and the tax man is that death doesn't repeat itself every year."Will Rogers
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy freedom"Flip Wilson
"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth"Flip Wilson
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better recording equipment."Gilbert Gottfried
"Money can buy comfort, but it can't buy contentment or peace of mind."Don Knotts
"Money comes and goes, but your reputation is forever."Fanny Brice
"Money cannot buy what matters most: time and love."Fanny Brice
"Money is a tool for living, not the measure of a life well-lived."Tim Conway
"Money may not buy happiness, but it certainly stops unhappiness."Sophie Tucker
"Money can buy comfort but never happiness."Don Knotts
"Money is just a tool; it takes you wherever you want to go."Eddie Cantor
"Money cannot buy happiness."Eddie Cantor
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better class of problems."Gilbert Gottfried
"Money talks, but it rarely says anything worth hearing."Gilbert Gottfried
"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."Fanny Brice
"Money is a tool, not a master."Fanny Brice
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."Will Rogers
"Money must be having something to do with it, but I notice there is no love of money where there is no money."Will Rogers
"Talk is cheap, but it takes money to buy whisky."Will Rogers
"We got more people in debt than we got people."Will Rogers
"I've been poor and I've been rich. Rich is better."Eddie Cantor
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."Eddie Cantor
"Money is nice, but the real reward is the respect of your peers."Harvey Korman
"Money is important, but meaning is irreplaceable."Harvey Korman